I love this man.
When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
– Jack Handey
8/23/2007
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Thanks Daph
After a while, you learn the subtle difference
between holding a hand and chaining a soul,
And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning
And company doesn't mean security,
And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts
And presents aren't promises,
And you begin to accept your defeats
With the grace of a woman,
not the grief of a child,
And learn to build all your roads on today
Because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans,
And futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight
And after a while, you learn
So you plant your own garden
and decorate your own soul,
Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
And you learn that
you really can endure...
That you really are strong
And you really do
have worth
And you learn
and learn...
With every goodbye, you learn.
Wrapped Emotions
What's up with that, yo?
- dot dot dots (4)
- Deep thoughts by Jack (2)
- Justin Long (2)
- Nevada is wierd (1)
- Rantings (1)
- Things I hate (1)
- Things I love (1)
- Work (1)
- crafts (1)
- fucking balloons (1)
- housesitting (1)
- ichihuahuas (1)
- lake experiences (1)
- magic (1)
Who I is...
- Tortuga Loca
- I'm crazy. I like autistic kids. Sometimes, I drink rum. You know where else they drink rum? Vegas.
4 comments:
That's funny. I think my dad likes him, too. Which, you know, makes you an alcoholic by association.
Mmmm... alcoholics... This was an ironic night to call me an alcoholic... ;-D
Hi and thanks for your comment at Slurping Life.
Just moved, huh? Me, too, and I never ever want to do it again. Wanted to know, the poetry in your sidebar, written by you? I love it.
Deeeeeep Thoughts... By Jack Handy.
One of the most brilliant SNL "sketches" EVER. My brother and I compiled some of these way back, but I have no idea where they've gone. Maybe Vegas?
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