Tortuga Loca

Whew... what a week. So I moved and am almost 100% moved in. Most boxes are unpacked. For the most part, the move has been surprisingly uneventful-- in a good way. Here are the highlights:

Went to a Rascal Flatts concert that was AMAZING!! I know, not all of you appreciate country, but it was loud and cool and awesome and way too much fun. So nice to go to a concert where the entertainment doesn't tend bar during their breaks.

Cable company is comprised of complete fuck ups. They told me that I had to call them to "provision" my internet before I could hook up (I still don't know what that means) and after two twenty minute phone calls (the first one ended when I told off the lady and she quit talking. Like, she literally just stopped talking but wouldn't hang up. I was like, are you there bitch? I wasn't really happy when she told me my IP address was bad and I needed to call Apple for them to give me a new one. Fucking idiot.) After 40 minutes they still could not connect me to the internet, nor did ANYBODY in the entire tech department have any experience with Macs. They told me to call Apple, which I did, but my warranty expired and they were going to charge me 50 bucks to connect me. So I ran a diagnostic program, by myself, and the computer was connected to the iternet in 30 seconds, y myself. Because Macs don't need fuck ups to mess with their numbers and yank their dicks like PC's do. Yeah, that was fun.

Oh, and I lost one of my keys. They gave me three keys, one goes to my mailbox and two regular sized ones, which I assumed were two copies of my front door key. I put the mailbox and one of the door keys on my regular ring and tossed the others aside, where they apparently have been taken hostage by apartment gnomes. The other key-- the one I lost-- gets me into the pool and spa. Yeah, I'm an idiot. It has never left this apartment, where the fuck is it?!

Uh, and I think that's it. I found a fabulous mall today amidst a huge, two mile long shopping area. Big cities have their perks. And it is Hot August Nights this week. It's this HUGE classic car show and cruise. It's not really my scene, but seeing as how I am now a resident, I had to go out and show my support for the locals. Before returning home and staying up late eating ice cream and watching Sex and the City. You can take the girl out of the quiet hick town...